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Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman’s kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin, and by him used in cooking span-long infants that had died without baptism; and observing one day the horrible torment...
Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

FREEDOM, n. Exemption from the stress of authority in a beggarly half dozen of restraint’s infinite multitude of methods. A political condition that every nation supposes itself to enjoy in virtual monopoly. Liberty. The distinction between freedom and liberty...
Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

  FOREORDINATION, n. This looks like an easy word to define, but when I consider that pious and learned theologians have spent long lives in explaining it, and written libraries to explain their explanations; when I remember that nations have been divided and...
Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

  FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the various literary nations depended originally upon the social habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several countries. FOLLY, n....
Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

  FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is...
Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

por Editor en Jefe | The Devil's Dictionary

  FELON, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment. FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex. FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar’s nearest approach...
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