HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another

HARANGUE, n. A speech by an opponent, who is known as a harangue-outang.

HARBOR, n. A place where ships taking shelter from storms are exposed to the fury of the customs.

HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.

HASH, x. There is no definition for this word—nobody knows what hash is.